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themongooseandthesnake:

“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.

(via bad-wolf-of-baskerville)

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

JESUS

(Source: domics, via spinningdust)

emptyformsemptyform:

bobby fucking hill

this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha

(Source: random-tv, via melee-a-trois)

(Source: joshwallace, via xxziggystardust)

(Source: lookinglikethedoctor, via daft-hunk)

Every time I see this I laugh uncontrollably

(Source: odysseiarex, via qui-gon-jinn)

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

(via shinyhunterkisa)

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Basement Arcade

There are cool basement bars and then there is this basement arcade bar. Redditor Mertzlufft and his father built this incredible arcade in their basement, housing 42 arcade games! Games random from the original Donkey Kong, to Hydro Thunder, to Galaga and everything is set to free play. The bar in the center looks to be the perfect place to start out. A night of cocktails and arcade games awaits.

(via Reddit)

Heaven

(via ohjakeshere)

sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

(via serbianfilm)