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twitterthecomic: “daddy where do babies come from” “we just...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 18:43:46 +0930

“daddy where do babies come from” “we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* “…we just don’t know”

— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort)

February 28, 2013

what-is-this-i-dont-even: Man what the fuck Japan. What’s the fucking deal with y’all liking all...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:58:53 +0930

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Man what the fuck Japan.

What’s the fucking deal with y’all liking all this incest shit.

I’m havin’ a nice fap than all of a sudden bitch is like “OH ONIICHANNNNNN” and its like FUCK THEYRE SIBLINGS NO!

NO!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

NO THATS NOT RIGHT!

RUINED IT!

YOU RUINED IT JAPAN!

FUCK!

THATS ALL I GOT!

ask-rex-ironwhooves: Come with me~

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:03:38 +0930

ask-rex-ironwhooves:

Come with me~

ask-rex-ironwhooves: And you’ll be~

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:03:32 +0930

ask-rex-ironwhooves:

And you’ll be~

ask-rex-ironwhooves: In a world~

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:03:26 +0930

ask-rex-ironwhooves:

In a world~

ask-rex-ironwhooves: Ö̡̨̨̯͙̩̺̭̺͈́̅͂̂̍͋͗͗͘͝F͍͇̫͓̳͚̻͍̠̲̋̈́̀́͗̄̊̀̕͠...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:03:21 +0930

ask-rex-ironwhooves:

Ö̡̨̨̯͙̩̺̭̺͈́̅͂̂̍͋͗͗͘͝F͍͇̫͓̳͚̻͍̠̲̋̈́̀́͗̄̊̀̕͠ ̢͎̣̼͖̹̖̆̇̒̑̿͂͋͋̕͜͝ͅͅP̜̲̱̫͓̖͕̠̪̉͂̎͗͂̀́̏͘̚ͅU̮̪̗͖̼̥̱͍̞̳̾͋̊̈͆̅͒̄̚͠Ŗ̲̩̭̳̭͇̩͍̄͗̆̊͐̓̈́̚̚͠ͅĘ̢̳̰͇̣̲̺̰͍̑̽͌͛͆̈́͑̑̌̚ ̛̘̗̖̭̼̙̟̱̪̳͐̃̓̏̆̀̈́̅͝I̧̛̛̤̪̳̜̬͉̩͉͐͑̃̆̍̕͝͝ͅM̡̡̟̖̘͙̝̥̼͓̊̀͒̿̋̂̀̇̚̕Ā̡̝̻̦̞̻̻̩̗̖̃̐̉̀͐͋͊̐͘G̡̱̪͉̘̥̝̯̖̈́̏̽̑̅̈́̑̍̉̒ͅĮ̛̞̦̩̫͙͍̪̯̺̍̆̓́͆̊̔͂͘N͓̲̯̦̺͕̗̜̦̰̾́̉͆̌̑́̇̾͌A̧̢̦̺̺̰͖̰̖͚̿͊͑̇͊̽̄̃̀͋T̡̡̛̜̭̮̹͎͔̟̗́̿͆͒̆͑͗͑͊Ì͉̥̹̪̯̫̖̠̹̯̑̀̅̈́̎̒̐̚͠O̢͎̻̠̝̠̗̠̖̹͗̄̋̈́̋͐͆̕͝͝N̡̧̧̢̲̙͇͇̝̭̊̐̇̋́͊̒̀͒́

sluttyoliveoil: imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 14:08:24 +0930

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

a-wiitch: geth-metal: frostbackscat: Oh my god if you’re...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 13:24:04 +0930

a-wiitch:

geth-metal:

frostbackscat:

Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.

AHAHAHA

Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of

who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?

SERIOUSLY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND ARTISTIC

Why There is a "B" in "Doubt"

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 13:11:47 +0930

expectlabs:

What is the purpose of the silent “b” in “doubt?” Linguist Gina Cooke explains:

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cleowho: Four - Tom Baker.

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 13:05:13 +0930

cleowho:

Four - Tom Baker.

askainleymaster: cleowho: The Master, Anthony Ainley. Love the...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:42:54 +0930

askainleymaster:

cleowho:

The Master, Anthony Ainley.

Love the badge button that Anthony has snuck onto his glove. Larks!

I’m quite irritated with the manufacturer, actually. I ordered 2,000 buttons that clearly said “Kiss the Doctor,” only to discover the error during a particularly intense confrontation with my dearest Fifth.

That was obviously the last time I intrusted anything to Sabalom Glitz.

carl-sagan: Carl Sagan on giving a fuck

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:40:59 +0930

carl-sagan:

Carl Sagan on giving a fuck

westernkanye: westernkanye: i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:36:46 +0930

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

sagansense: 3-D Printed Microbattery Opens New World of...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:35:53 +0930

sagansense:

3-D Printed Microbattery Opens New World of Miniaturization

by Michael Keller

In an engineering first, engineers at Harvard University and the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign have 3-D printed a tiny working lithium-ion battery as small as a grain of sand.

They say their innovation is capable of powering miniature electronics, medical implants and robots. The battery is made using a 3-D printer nozzle as narrow as a human hair, which extrudes nanoparticles of lithium metal oxide compounds to create tightly interlaced electrodes. These are then sealed in a tiny compartment that is filled with liquid electrolyte to make the battery work.

Click through to see a video of the printing process and another view of the battery.

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via txchnologist

thegirlinthenirvanatop: dissect—girls: Omg

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:21:54 +0930

thegirlinthenirvanatop:

dissect—girls:

Omg

bloody-nips: theres no way this is actually happening on my...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:17:59 +0930

bloody-nips:

theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now

princesspadackles: thechildof-thetardis: tinkersandtoymakers: ...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 12:15:05 +0930

princesspadackles:

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS???????

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom

brunomarconi: - BE QUIET, I SAID BE QUIET

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:34:33 +0930

brunomarconi:

- BE QUIET, I SAID BE QUIET

fuckyeahdementia: Quiet Hodor! No, no more Hodoring!

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:31:34 +0930

fuckyeahdementia:

Quiet Hodor! No, no more Hodoring!

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:29:27 +0930

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.
So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”