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Obama smeared with Hitler, Antichrist labels
Americans who suggest Barack Obama should rot in hell are apparently serious.
Nearly a quarter of Republicans believe the Democrat US President "may be the Antichrist", according to a survey yesterday.
An even greater number compared him to Hitler.
Nearly a quarter of Republicans believe the Democrat US President "may be the Antichrist", according to a survey yesterday.
An even greater number compared him to Hitler.
Obama arrives in Denver as Colorado's Lauren Nettina sues him, feds for $950 trillion over mass conspiracy
In 1964's Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, U.S. Air Force General Jack D. Ripper set in motion the mutually assured destruction of the Cold War superpowers due to his paranoid belief that the Soviet Union was engaging in a covert campaign to taint "our precious bodily fluids."
7 Creative Uses for Poop
As long as the animal kingdom exists, we’ll have a steady supply of digestive byproducts, whether you call it dung, manure, sewage, feces, or poop. We may as well use it for something! Oh sure, you know about fertilizer, but there are plenty of other ways we reuse “biological waste”.
Case of the haunted scrotum
A 45-year-old man was referred for investigation of an undescended right testis by computed tomography (CT). An ultrasound scan showed a normal testis and epididymis on the left side. The right testis was not visualized in the scrotal sac or in the right inguinal region. On CT scanning of the abdomen and pelvis, the right testis was not identified but the left side of the scrotum seemed to be occupied by a screaming ghostlike apparition. By chance, the distribution of normal anatomical structures within the left side of the scrotum had combined to produce this image. What of the undescended right testis? None was found. If you were a right testis, would you want to share the scrotum with that?
Trained-up ninja monkeys 'turn on master'
Entertainer Lo Wung was knocked to the ground in a vicious attack by his monkeys while entertaining a shopping crowd in eastern China's Hubei province, The Sun newspaper reports, quoting a man who says he saw the attack and caught it on his camera.
Somali sea gangs lure investors at pirate lair | Reuters
Piracy investor Sahra Ibrahim, a 22-year-old divorcee, was lined up with others waiting for her cut of a ransom pay-out after one of the gangs freed a Spanish tuna fishing vessel.
"I am waiting for my share after I contributed a rocket-propelled grenade for the operation," she said, adding that she got the weapon from her ex-husband in alimony.
"I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the 'company'."
"I am waiting for my share after I contributed a rocket-propelled grenade for the operation," she said, adding that she got the weapon from her ex-husband in alimony.
"I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the 'company'."
Forklift driver destroys $189k of alcohol
O NOEZ! MY ALCOHOLZ!
Video footage of a forklift driver accidentally destroying $189,000 worth of alcohol in a Russian warehouse has been posted on the internet.
Video footage of a forklift driver accidentally destroying $189,000 worth of alcohol in a Russian warehouse has been posted on the internet.
The Radioactive Boy Scout
To isolate the thorium from the ash, he purchased $1000 worth of lithium batteries and cut them in half with wire cutters. He placed the lithium and thorium ash together in a ball of aluminum foil and heated the ball with a Bunsen burner. This purified the thorium to at least 9000 times the level found in nature, and up to 170 times the level that requires NRC licensing. But David's americium gun wasn't strong enough to transform thorium into uranium.
And that's not even the half of what this kid got up to...
And that's not even the half of what this kid got up to...
After seven unlucky years, man sues for Axe 'failure'
An Indian man claims he has been cheated by the cosmetics firm that makes popular deodorant Lynx after failing to land a girlfriend for the past seven years.

